First off, a Word from the Author...Or Several as the Case May Be .

I make no apologies for the contents of this fanficiton. i've been working on it since last year and when it was finally finished I figured why not share the fruits of my labour. Saying that however, there is a certain Mary-Sue element to the story but again no apologies. Barring that, I had an INCREDIBLY fun time writing this. All my favourite characters clustered into one slash happy madness of a fic that covers vengence, horror, love, dishonour and one nutty Shi'ar empress. I mean it, seriously nutty.

Saying that with the characters that were cosen to co-star (i.e steal the damn limelight : glares at Krueger-san: ) there are certain warnings that come packaged into it and the madness does start early. So I would advise you little people to watch out for Violence, cursing, Slash horror stars and more cursing! This fic for those purposes is rated NC-17 or 18 (UK). It may not seem very SI-worthy to start with but there's hints of it later and also if the damn thing is *gasp, shock, never-happen-in-a-million-years! horror!* liked, Series 2 will get romantic.

But for now ladies and gents, children not allowed, cats allowed, dogs to the side please it is my honour, my privilige and my oh-dear-goddess-don't-flame-me-to-under-the-bed :cough: to present to you the Craziest Story Ever told in the Annals of the X-Men and the Five: starring Miss. Jean Grey, Miss. Foxannia Bonecracker, Empress Lilandra Neramani and Mr. Frederick Krueger...

Blue and White-Series 1

Carrie